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Monday, July 31, 2017


     The opportunity is here, the time is right, the need to change is upon us, the door is open, possibilities are unlimited, we got the key but we are running out of gas, just the spare tire cost $12,000, no matter to the Garden Party Minister of Agriculture who has at least seventeen hoes, most without a handle, but BC can ship us 17 logs big enough to use for handles, if  long enough trees cannot be found, shorter handles will have to do.
    Soya beans up to here, 17,000 bushels 

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     This farm has been around for some time, the machine was made in the twentys. 

     In just a hundred and fifty years, of the machine, the entire landscape, has been altered, is still being altered, such that we add to past disasters making even greater challenges for the next generation to feed themselves.
      No way will the future be better when every square foot of dirt across Canadian Praires is treated with round up herbicides every year. Now farmers use stronger herbicides on wild gmo canola, that is resistant to round up, and it appears that many weeds are becoming resistant, layering of herbicides is already common practice of Farms in Manitoba and Sask. there is no future for farming, if the land and water is toxic, the whole population will end up sick, and food unfit to eat, a couple of hot dry years with little winter snow and Canada will have a big desert.     

     This place looks good right now, which way you going to go Canada?

Saturday, July 29, 2017


     One First Nations of Manitoba has members thinking that they should Farm the land under their control, instead of renting to corporate farmers who grow only gmo soya beans on 10,000 acres and give the band what amounts to 30 dollars a acre for rent. Two tomatoes plants on one acre could make the same amount of money that is received from rent of that acre. If you planted 20,000 Tomato Plants on 10,000 acres, or 2 acres, the same amount as planted at Hilltop Garden Farms in Spences Bridge BC,  hypothetically, two Tomato Plants per acre would earn the same return as renting out the 10,000 acres. Even in a business sense, it makes no sense . 
     The Ministry of Agriculture Of Canada Without Borders, has been invited to a powwow next weekend ,  to meet the Chief for discussion on what is the best action to take with the 10,000 acres. This is a Epic Opportunity for hands on experts, which could change agricultural practises across Canada. Interested? Contact Garden Party Minister of Agriculture now in Winnipeg Manitoba, 604 928 3663. On other matters, the Minister will be looking at 420 acres on Monday, also rented out, and as yet to be arranged, meeting with a farmer who cultivates four or five thousand acres in South Eastern Manitoba. What else can a farmer do on holidays, but visit other farms.
     Sask needs help too.

Thursday, July 27, 2017


     The Minister of Nothing, same as Everything, is attending a G3 World Garden Party Self Government Summit in the Alberta Rocky Mountians, somewhere. There are no police present at this Summit Meeting, perhaps if they don't show up, the protesters will not come either. 
     The Garden Party  wants equal treatment, police protection even if  not needed,  that way the Garden Party  will get protestors, then there will be a big audience and the Minister can give everybody compost to eat. That is until they participate in changing of attitude and view that farming is  an occupation  of little value done by stupid people. All sorts of 'occupations' in society are viewed as worthy, justifying big payoffs, like, who is of greater value, a farmer or an accountant? Or Gardener and a Lawyer. Is a dentist worth more, a dentist may know more about teeth, but a farmer has to know a lot and work longer hours to put something between 1600 sets teeth every day to make a living. Looking at leftovers in mouths all day is no picnic either, but if a farmer has to feed 1600 dentists and still cannot afford to get the kids teeth looked after by a dentist, something is haywire, Enough of that, just cut the food supplies off for dentists for three days and they will gladly fix a dozen teeth for a cucumber and a couple of tomatoes, the best of course, direct from Hilltop Garden Farm, Spences Bridge. Nine out of ten dentists prefer cucumbers and tomatoes from Spences Bridge according to a recent made up poll by our new Minister of Propaganda,    .  .      

Wednesday, July 26, 2017


     The Garden Party Minister of Agriculture cultivates ideas. For example, if apricots are falling on the ground, and, because they are hard to catch, get bruised when they hit the ground, and there are too many to eat, and will be rotten before they get to market, they must be processed immediately. Canning is good if you have a few trees, but if you have fifty trees, even with 200 gladiators catching the falling apricots you would have difficulty canning all the bruised apricots that hit the ground. But with just two knife swinging gladiators, fifty trees of apricots can be sliced diced and pitted without loss of a single mature apricot. Considering about a ton (low estimate) of good apricots fall on the ground on average for each fruit farm in BC, that would be a million pounds every year. Not being exact on measurements is not really that important in this explanation, but more or less what would amount to about one hundred thousand pounds of good dry apricots are left to rot on the ground in BC every year. Add plums, peaches, grapes, apples, pears, berries, tomatoes, peppers, we are now talking in the millions of pounds of dried product left to rot when people are starving in refugee camps. Global warming can be slowed by the cooling effect of evaporation by sun drying of all those fruits and vegetables, we are talking hundreds of millions of litres of water just in the BC interior fruit growing areas. Dried foods are easy to transport bulk with very little packaging,  require no refrigeration, can be dropped from an airplane and tastes better than money. 
     Cultivating the Idea, that is what the Minister of Agriculture is in the process of doing, and is looking for getting the job done. Are you ready, or not, the hoeing Minister says move, or get out of the evolving way!   
     BC FEEDS BC IN FIVE OR SIX YEARS, the sooner the better, the Minister figures we can catch more apricots with the First Olumpit Games next year in Spences Bridge  BC, that will  bring in Apricot Catching gladiators from around the world to compete for the Solid Gold Plated Apricot. Just an Idea, as crazy as it sounds, you could still get some practice this year, and dry some falling Apricots.            


     Tomatoes, Apricots, and Cherries, all sun dried at Hilltop Garden Farms just east of Spences Bridge by the Minister of Agriculture for the Garden Party, Self Government of BC without borders. The Minister is leaving for  Manitoba in the morning on family matters with intentions to return, anyone interested in continuing drying fruit and vegetables for the farm and themselves get in touch with Louis at 604 928 3663, there is plenty to do in this world besides watching rerun movies and making money. 

Sunday, July 23, 2017


     Working with mentally challenged people, which most Canadians are, due to alcohol, pot, or too much schooling, has left the Garden Party Minister of Agriculture for BC behind on weeding, a job requiring skilled workers. With the Minister running around trying to catch apricots falling off trees with the slightest breeze, the weeds are grown to four foot trees that require a gladiator to pull out of the ground.
     The Garden Party Minister of Wreckcreation has come up with a Epic Solution. All Public Funded Olympic Training will now be done on farms. What better place to get in good physical shape than a farm. Making a social contribution that makes sense while getting in shape to make non-sense. Non-sense may have some entertainment value, but flying twenty thousand jets full of gladiators around for entertainment when they could be catching falling apricots before they hit the ground, make no sense to the newly Elected  Minister of Wreckcreation. 
     It is official, The Garden Party Self Government Without Borders has declared:  Catching Apricots a new event for the next Olympic Games. Training is now in progress at Hilltop Farms, Spences Bridge, come and catch the last apricots so the Minister of Hoeing can catch the weeds that got away while he was stuffing himself with every apricot he caught.  

Saturday, July 15, 2017


    What are your 12 year old Grandkids doing? Here is what two twelve year old kids are doing right now at Hilltop Gardens Camp Ground near Spences Bridge. With a little help from a couple of Grumpy Grand Pas. Lots of cherries and apricots available here for drying canning or filling your boots. 

Thursday, July 13, 2017


     Highway Market Farmers Fruit Sales are nil along the number one and they need sales to pay pickers and move out the cherries and apricots that are being picked, the closure of the highway traffic is putting farmers in a stress situation and they need to move out fruit now. The roads are open up to Ashcroft from Hope so if you can get up here to Hilltop Garden Farms and buy fruit to help out in a time of need, harness your horses and get your wagon up here now, every Farmer on the highway would deeply appreciate your business.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017


     the Minister of Agriculture and Excommunication of Canadian Gold Mining Companies from his county, Buckina Faso, is looking at Hilltop Garden Farms Spences, for ideas that can be useful in Africa. To help out the local farmers, the Minister has started a new government educations  program for grandparents of Thirdteen year old grandchildren. 
    Take the kids and camp out at a Fruit and Vegitable Farm, that has a road side market, give the Farmer money to pay the kids to work in jobs they can do that need to be done, what an experience for city born and raised kids,  paid for work done, and the farmer, for time spent will end up with jobs done. Everyone Benefits, the youth, the Farmer and the Grandparent. Instead of Giving Money to Grandchildren, give them the gift of portable wealth, that can be spent for a lifetime. That would be a worthy investment, and that action is in progress right now at The Epic G2 Summit from the Campgrounds at Hilltop Farms Spences Bridge. Bring em on Grand Pa and Grand Ma, and you can get exercise too. 
     To be continued.....    .   

Saturday, July 8, 2017

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    RCMP blocks local mother, taking diapers to a centre in Spences Bridge where families forced to flee forest fires are stuck. The police have a road block up between the farm and town, they are harassing local people who want to visit or cross their road block. The lady with the diapers, got through the road block after phone calls and police hassles, delivered the much needed diapers, inquired on the other needs and returned driving back to the farm and her own child. The young  cop stopped the diaper lady, and said she cannot go back, they let her go one way, so she can't go back, not only was this caregiver given a hard time, with no respect, forced to provide proof of baby one kilometre on the other side of the roadblock , she was told, ordered, under threats of arrest if she tried to cross again, even to give help to people who might need help. 
     Same Roadblock, campground owner offers free camping at empty campground for stranded drivers. One k past road block, police refuse to let people pass. Forced to sleep on the road, when a free campsite with water and toilets are around the next curve. To Serve and Protect, who?    


    The G2 Epic Summit Meeting taking place in Spences Bridge BC, Canada is without protesters (highways are closed in every direction), (due to fires all around), could be that The Garden Party is generating a lot of heat with an announcement of The New Garden Party Minister of Agriculture for Buckina Faso West Africa, who is at present spending his days in Spences Bridge trees, cherry trees that is, developing a strategy of agriculture for Africa that serves the people,  protects diversity, and sends Canadian Mining Companies to the compost heap.
    The Garden Party Minister of Hoeing for BC claims that strategies are being realized. Meetings are  ongoing. We expect the mayors of 14 BC municipalities next week.
     The Garden Party is Coming to Africa. Canadian Gold Mining Companies are soon on their way out of Buckina Faso. What do we need more gold for anyway, decoration? Who loses. African Villigers, in every way. Destroy and pollute, leave a toxic mess behind when gold is gone, and for what? Insane to allow this stupidity to continue. 
     Strategy Realized, now have a couple of available acres in Buckina Faso, we can all start where we have elbow room to swing a hoe, and change the Garden. And a mindset. Africa Feeds Africa in Five Years. Dig In.