Garden Party Meeting.

     To cut the energy costs of heating Canada's Outhouse Parliament, the Garden Party Self Government of Canada has moved it South for the Winter. Just accross the road from The Center of the Universe, in Saanich on Vancouver Island. This is the location where intense heat is felt by local residents that is caused by the gravity of situation and the friction caused by 13 mayors, 13 fire departments, 20 plus police forces, 5 levels of Government and 180,000 civil servants. Civil Servants are the biggest voting block in this aera but even if most lack the skill to grow a carrot they are very skilled at making a ten minute job last two hours. Four ten minute jobs a day is all they can do, any more than that would require more staff. Good help is hard to get, as most people actually want to work, and that is just unacceptable for most civil servant jobs.

     Those are the facts. That is why The Garden Party, Self Government of Canada Without Borders or Elections is sourcing out Government Jobs. Civil Servants  jobs will now be self funding. And why not? Farmers are self funding, and they work at least 40 minutes a day. Farmers do sometimes require public purse support, crop failures and such, but plowing though an infestation of useless civil servants to get promises and peanuts makes some farmers quit farming.