The Self Government Minister of Agriculture of Canada Without Borders has officially fixed the Price of Organically Grown Garlic in Canada at 10 dollars a bulb, free to monks. The Garden Party is now taking orders, 20 varieties, if the Minister finds out that Judge Hughes is making more than a conservative guess of 150,000 dollars, the garlic price will go up to match his pay. All Profits go into the Parties slush bucket for Fofilling Political Promises of not paying taxes. Best order now for seed stock and take advantage of the constant increasing price of Garlic, directly tied to the Honourable Judge Hughes Wages, who certainly deserves no more pay than a Canadian farm labourer. Equal Pay to Judges for all farm workers and garbage collectors, Garden Party Policy, past into Garden Party Law at our Two Patches of Garlic in Quesnel, where we are now Weeding 15,000 growing garlic, at Judges Wages.
There is still time to plant a Garden, as you may have noticed, we are now driving up the price of food to catch up with inflation. There has never been a better time to grow food, than right now.