From The Minister for More Unemployment: Happy Buy and Do Nothing Days!
Monday, April 20, 2015
Stop Buying, Less Recycling.
WORLD BUY NOTHING DAY HOLIDAY, APRIL 21st. Followed by WORLD DO NOTHING DAY APRIL 22nd because there be will be nothing to recycle from the day before. Two days off each month will automatically reduce fossil fuel use by 7%. The People's Government of Canada is calling for a 20% Reduction of Everything for 2015, Recycling is still waste. Stop buying garbage, and since most food sold today is hardly fit to compost, grow a garden. Even if you grow only 20% of your food, you will reduce waste and Monsanto's profits from Mass Destruction.