The Self Government of Canada, The Garden Party's Minister For Eliminating Finance has Declared Money be phased out, by developing a allergy to buying and selling. Simple giving and taking, is the new policy for the future. Far more efficient, far less corruptible, however we do expect at least 80 people to take more than they give. This year we are calling for a 20% reduction of Buying, and a 40% reduction of Selling. These are drastic cuts, but should be easiest on homeless and all those people lucky enough to have lost their jobs.
Edmonton Alberta may be the Detroit of Canada, and the First of Canadian Cities to start Shrinking with half built monuments to bull shit abandoned, as dirty oil gets left where it is. That is all the good news from The Garden Today, where all stocks continue to grow.