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Tuesday, November 25, 2014

The Fall of the Cosmetic Industry.

     Weekly Leeks from our 28,542 spies around the world disguised as Gardeners have informed insider information that the cosmetic industry is on its way to the compost pile. This of course is due to all the Gardeners and Farmers who have stopped buying the sweat shop toxic make-up junk pumped into society by billions of trees cut for the fashion industry advertising. Yes there were profits, but the real costs are huge, socially and environmentally harmful. Gardeners will now smell Human. 
     So take heed all squirrels who have stored their nuts in the cosmetic box, it may be time to move them. Things are moving quickly these days, nuts are not safe anywhere and are losing value every day.

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