The New Self Proclaimed Government of Canada, The Garden Party is not satisfied with Harper's Government half way measures. As of today, The Garden will no longer issue any passports to anyone. That will end all forgeries. Besides, too many trees are being cut down for passports. No more do we need permission to pass port. We also are erasing borders around Canada and setting all the people free to come and go as they please. By removing our borders we can expand our territory by taking over United States and Russia at the same time without firing a shot. Of course all border guards, passport makers and forgers, secret police and loggers that lose their jobs will be issued shiny new shovels. They can just keep on working, only this job has real value, and can be a joy to do.
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