Government Shut Down

       The Garden Party of BC, was given a Mandate of 52% of the eligible voters, who refused to participate in the last fixed election.  The Garden Party clearly campaigned to slow things down, and the majority of voters supported our policies.  That is why we are now the Government.  We have suspended elections, cancelled all taxes, debt and air fresheners.   The Government is broke but working.   This is a pay as you go gov.   So Austerity is the word of the month, and we are lowering the pay for all gov workers to one pea a month,  canceling all pay for MLAs, as well, all gov pensions for past and present politicians, will be direct deposit into the  local  Food Bank of Canada. More shut downs will be announced daily.