I do not need a Policeman

Or a policewomen.  They will let me do all kinds of things that I won't let me do.  Police let me gamble,  I won't let me gamble.  And from personal experience some police get carried away, and every victim has some kind of family. I don't need a policeman and look forward to the day when all police are in the garden with a shovel,  because my personal policeman is with me 24/7, never kiks the  heaven out of me,  and never locks me up. Definitly me and my cop, we get along just fine.  How about you, do you need a cop?