Good News

This news should help to keep Japan's nuclear plants from starting back up.  The Garden Party's Minister of the Flora and Fauna who has been working underground In Quebec has finally surfaced.  Mud and all he is taking credit for the Permanent shutdown of Quebec's only Nuclear Power Plant.  Sorry we must keep this minister name a secret, there is a lot of money in the Nuclear Industry, they might even have a couple of Drones. Obama commands (supposedly) 7000 drones and harasses the Pathan people of Waziristan 24/7. The 21st of July is Officially Drop Drones Today.  Another World Holiday  Approved by our Ministers of Everything, and the Ministry According to John who figures he could survive off grasshoppers and honey. This Day is the same Day as Do Nothing Day. Perfect, as the Minister for More Unemployment states, when we do nothing, nothing happens, Monthly for now, World Do Nothing Day, July 21st, don't miss the time of your brief life!